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>Daily Star Reporter quits: Richard Peppiatt, I salute you!

>I’m a bit late but better late than never..

OHH EMM GEE!! (omg)

The only thing I can say about this guy is that he has absolute balls of steel to have quit the Daily Star.

If you’re still not up to speed with what has happened, basically a Daily Star reporter infamously quit his job with an equally infamous STINKER of a letter to the big boss who owns the Daily Star. He did this because of the paper’s alleged “anti-muslim” stance which apparently he cannot take anymore.

The letter is as follows:

Dear Mr Desmond,

You probably don’t know me, but I know you. For the last two years I’ve been a reporter at the Daily Star, and for two years I’ve felt the weight of your ownership rest heavy on the shoulders of everyone, from the editor to the bloke who empties the bins.

Wait! I know you’re probably reaching for your phone to have me marched out of the building. But please, save on your bill. I quit.

The decision came inside my local newsstand, whilst picking up the morning papers. As I chatted with Mohammed, the Muslim owner, his blinking eyes settled on my pile of print, and then, slowly, rose to meet my face.

“English Defence League to become a political party” growled out from the countertop.

Squirming, I abandoned the change in my pocket and flung a note in his direction, the clatter of the till a welcome relief from the silence that had engulfed us. I slunk off toward the tube.

If he was hurt that my 25p had funded such hate-mongering, he’d be rightly appalled that I’d sat in the war cabinet itself as this incendiary tale was twisted and bent to fit an agenda seemingly decided before the EDL’s leader Tommy Robinson had even been interviewed.

Asked if his group were to become a political party I was told the ex-BNP goon had replied: “Not for now.”

But further up the newsprint chain it appears a story, too good to allow the mere spectre of reality to restrain, was spotted. It almost never came to this. I nearly walked out last summer when the Daily Star got all flushed about taxpayer-funded Muslim-only loos.

A newsworthy tale were said toilets Muslim-only. Or taxpayer-funded. Undeterred by the nuisance of truth, we omitted a few facts, plucked a couple of quotes, and suddenly anyone would think a Rochdale shopping centre had hired Osama Bin Laden to stand by the taps, handing out paper towels.

I was personally tasked with writing a gloating follow-up declaring our postmodern victory in “blocking” the non-existent Islamic cisterns of evil.

Not that my involvement in stirring up a bit of light-hearted Islamaphobia stopped there. Many a morning I’ve hit my speed dial button to Muslim rent-a-rant Anjem Choudary to see if he fancied pulling together a few lines about whipping drunks or stoning homosexuals.

Our caustic “us and them” narrative needs nailing home every day or two, and when asked to wield the hammer I was too scared for my career, and my bank account, to refuse.

“If you won’t write it, we’ll get someone who will,” was the sneer du jour, my eyes directed toward a teetering pile of CVs. I won’t claim I’ve simply been coshed into submission; I’ve necked the celeb party champagne and pocketed all the freebies, relying on hangovers to block out the rest.

Neither can I erase that as a young hack keen to prove his worth I threw myself into working at the Daily Star with gusto. On order I dressed up as a John Lennon, a vampire, a Mexican, Noel Gallagher, Saint George (twice), Santa Claus, Aleksandr the Meerkat, the Stig, and a transvestite Alex Reid.

I’ve been spraytanned, waxed, and in a kilt clutching roses trawled a Glasgow council estate trying to propose to Susan Boyle (I did. She said no).

When I was ordered to wear a burkha in public for the day, I asked: “Just a head scarf or full veil?” Even after being ambushed by anti-terror cops when panicked Londoners reported “a bloke pretending to be a Muslim woman”, I didn’t complain. Mercifully, I’d discovered some backbone by the time I was told to find some burkha-clad shoppers (spot the trend?) to pose with for a picture – dressed in just a pair of skintight M&S underpants.

Forget journalistic merit, I heard this was just an ill-conceived ploy to land an advertising contract with the chain. Admittedly, that was unusual. Often we hacks write vacuous puff pieces about things you own. Few would deny there’s one hell of an incestuous orgy of cross-promotion to leer at down at Northern & Shell HQ.

Never mind that it insults the intelligence of amoebas when your readers are breathlessly informed the week’s telly highlights include OK! TV and the Vanessa Feltz Show.

I suspect you see a perfect circle. I see a downward spiral. I see a cascade of shit pirouetting from your penthouse office, caking each layer of management, splattering all in between.

Daily Star favourite Kelly Brook recently said in an interview: “I do Google myself. Not that often, though, and the stories are always rubbish. “There was a story that I’d seen a hypnotherapist to help me cut down on the time I take to get ready to go out. Where do they get it from?”

Maybe I should answer that one. I made it up. Not that it was my choice; I was told to. At 6pm and staring at a blank page I simply plucked it from my arse. Not that it was all bad. I pocketed a £150 bonus. You may have read some of my other earth-shattering exclusives.

‘Michael Jackson to attend Jade Goody’s funeral’. (He didn’t.) ‘Robbie pops ‘pill at heroes concert’. (He didn’t either.) ‘Matt Lucas on suicide watch’. (He wasn’t.) ‘Jordan turns to Buddha.’ (She might have, but I doubt it.)

I know showbiz is the sand on which your readership is built. And while I didn’t write tittle-tattle dreaming of Pulitzers, I never knew I’d fear a Booker Prize nomination instead.

You own the Daily Star, and it’s your right to assign whatever news values to it you choose. On the awe-inspiring day millions took to the streets of Egypt to demand freedom, your paper splashed on “Jordan … the movie.”

A snub to history? Certainly. An affront to journalism? Most definitely. Your undeniable right? Yes, sir.

But what brings me here today is those times you dispense with those skewed news values entirely by printing stories which couldn’t stand up to a gnat’s fart.

It’s those times when you morph from being a newspaper owner into the inventor of a handy product for lining rabbit hutches. While the Daily Star isn’t the only paper with a case to answer, I reckon it’s certainly the ugliest duckling of an unsightly flock.

Its endemic lack of self-perception really is something to behold. It only takes a comedian to make an ironic gag about racism and your red top is on hand to whip up a storm, demanding the culprit commit hara-kiri beside Stephen Lawrence’s shrine.

Yet turn the page and Muslims are branded “beardies” or “fanatics”, and black-on-black killings (“Bob-slayings”, as I’ve cringingly heard them called in your newsroom) can be resigned to a handful of words, shoehorned beneath a garish advert.

Outraged, we brand other celebrities sexist, demanding such dinosaurs be castrated on the steps of the Natural History Museum.

Then with our anger sated it’s back to task, arranging the day’s news based on the size of the subjects’ breasts.

Were this the behaviour of an actual person they would be diagnosed schizophrenic and bundled into the nearest white van. But because the mouthpiece is a newspaper, it’s all supposed to be ok. Well, here’s some breaking news – it’s far, far worse. When looking for the source of this hypocritical behaviour, I didn’t have to go far.

The Daily Star seems to set out its editorial stall as a newspaper written for, and fighting for, the (preferably white) working class.

Yet as a proprietor you recently dropped out of the Press Complaints Commission, leaving those self-same people with no viable recourse if they find themselves libelled or defamed on your pages.

Your red top drones on about British jobs for British workers, yet your own reporters’ pay has been on ice so long it was last seen living in an igloo and hunting seals.

A great swathe of your readership lives in the north of England, yet you employ just one staff reporter outside London. One. I guess it makes the same sense to you up there in your ivory tower as it does to me down here on my high horse. I get it, I do.

Because no one has time for subtlety of language, of thought, when they’re scrabbling to pump out a national newspaper with fewer staff hacks than it takes to man a yacht.

When you assign budgets thinner than your employee-issue loo roll there’s little option but for Daily Star editors to build a newspaper from cut-and-paste-jobs off the Daily Mail website, all tied together with gormless press releases. But when that cheap-and-cheerful journalism gives the oxygen of publicity to corrosive groups like the EDL – safe in the knowledge it’s free news about which they’ll never complain – it’s time to lay down my pen.

You may have heard the phrase, “The flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil sets off a tornado in Texas.” Well, try this: “The lies of a newspaper in London can get a bloke’s head caved in down an alley in Bradford.”

If you can’t see that words matter, you should go back to running porn magazines. But if you do, yet still allow your editors to use inciteful over insightful language, then far from standing up for Britain, you’re a menace against all things that make it great.

I may have been just a lowly hack in your business empire, void of the power to make you change your ways, but there is still one thing that I can do; that I was trained to do; that I love to do: write about it.

Yours sincerely,

Richard Peppiatt

Now, I don’t know how you feel after reading that. But as a newly-qualified journalist who is feeling the harsh reality of unemployment (or actually, interning) I feel like he has well and truly exercised that notion of “free speech”.

It’s almost like that scene in the film Wanted when James McAvoy just spits out all his years-long pent-up anger at his boss when he discovers he is rich.

However, in this case, Peppiatt (to my knowledge) doesn’t seem to have gaine $3 million. He is ACTUALLY just speaking his mind. Amazing. Haven’t seen or heard such an activity in a while!

The real reason I’m writing this post, however, is not just to salute Mr Peppiatt in his raging staunch self-belief in his views and belief systems. No. It’s more about how the activities of the tabloid newspaper are slowly being brought to light.

When I read that resignation letter, I cast my mind back to Sharon Marshall’s autobiography of her years on Fleet Street Tabloid Girl. I thought to myself… wow this sounds awfully familiar. Why? Because, obviously, it is. It wasn’t until I read that book that my stereotypes and suspicions of tabloid newspapers actually became confirmed. Even after reading the book, I was more than convinced. But 10% of me thought maybe teeny weeny bits were exaggerated for comical effect. BUT. When I saw this line in Peppiatt’s letter: “On order I dressed up as a John Lennon, a vampire, a Mexican, Noel Gallagher, Saint George (twice), Santa Claus, Aleksandr the Meerkat, the Stig, and a transvestite Alex Reid.” I 100% knew that the sleazy, crazy yet exciting and alluring world of the tabloids was 110% true.

What is it about tabloids that just suck me in.

No matter how crazy the story and how dangerous or illegal the story is… I just can’t get the world of tabloids out of my mind.

Am I just being a hungry, eager, newly-qualified and niave hack? Maybe. Is how I’m feeling a reality though? Defo.

All I know is if I ever got to meet Peppiatt, I would sincerely have to pat him on the back. Not just because of his bravery. But also because now there’s an opening at the Daily Star! Everyone gets to move one along meaning there HAS to be an entry-level position open at LEAST!

(I’m callous, I know ;) )

>Rupert Murdoch is taking over the world… True or False?

>So with media mogul Rupert Murdoch’s company News Corporation taking over BSkyB. I think it’s safe to say that Murdoch is taking over the world.

Culture secretary, Jeremy Hunt, has given the go-ahead to the takeover which means Murdoch’s belief systems will not only continue to be pumped into every living room in the UK but it will do so increasingly.
What is the small price News Corporation has to pay? Sky News which will be sold for around £20million pounds. An insider at Sky informed me that Sky News makes chicken change in comparison to other sources of revenue for the company. By letting go of Sky News, Murdoch plays a card to show that so much so does he have the upperhand in other arenas, that he is willing for consumer-popular Sky News to be run by an independent organisation – therefore reducing bias.
What is the hoorah about Murdoch’s take over? Well arguably this could decrease plurality. I.e. Potentially, everything we watch will have some sort of Murdochonian ethos behind it. But is that such a bad thing? Shouldn’t we believe in the free market?
It’s debatable.
After all, if Rupert Murdoch is to have such a grip on the media, BBC stand (relatively) firm against any form of propaganda. Being government owned, the BBC is supposed to be free from bias. Don’t they?

>Mubarak and the Egypt situation

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I don’t want to say much on the Egypt situation (I say this now but I’ll probably have a rant later).

Mubarak is the President of Egypt.

As the President you represent the people.

If the people do not want you there or feel you do not represent them as how they would like any more – to the point there are riots in the streets and people dying….

Then you should leave

That is all.

>Nicki Minaj’s Pink Friday Review

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Surely Nicki Minaj is just a feature artist? She can only jump on people’s tracks. An album of her own? Surely not? Ladies and Gentleman, she has. The long awaited album of Nicki Minaj has arrived for all to grab a copy with a full recommendation from me. The same fire and New York attitude she brings onto other people’s tracks can be seen throughout her album.

The album begins with my favourite track I’m The Best. Pacey and almost like a declaration of what is in store for the rest of the album. Minaj raps about a range of topics which is, to be honest, a relief. Hip hop songs are becoming awfully monotonous these days particularly those on a debut album. Fortunately she has not conformed – another tick for Minaj.

Certain tracks on Pink Friday really reveal to the audience just what kind of rapper we are dealing with – one of quality and creativity. No two tracks are the same. Blazin’ particularly shows off her deliverance, timing and articulation. In terms of gender, it goes without saying that currently she is the best in her field. She is the new Lil’ Kim. Whether Kim herself wants to accept it or not – it’s a fact.

We’ve heard Nicki sing on Your Love with the help of autotune – most rappers do this. In Pink Friday we hear more of her autotuned singing. Normally, autotune is frowned upon, however, in this instance it is not overused or used in places where it is not needed. It always adds to the substance of the track. However, Here I Am appears to feature her singing voice with very little effect and still sounds just as good.

I feel the songs chosen as singles were the right ones. There is a neat division between the singles songs and album songs. In the backing track for the singles all have one thing in common – they are not so “Nicki-concentrate”. They appeal to a much wider audience because they are not so hard-hitting like Roman’s Revenge and Did It On ‘Em. A good example of this is Your Love with is sample coming from Annie Lennox’s 1994 hit ‘No More “I Love You’s”’.

This album is smart. It really is a reflection of what we have seen so far from Nicki. But I would go as far to say that it’s an upgrade. Her collaborations with artists prior to the album’s release were little drops of tantalisers to tease her audience. In this album we are finally allowed to drench ourselves with what she has to offer with guilt-free indulgence. The artists that feature in Pink Friday are a current selection of the ruling class in the music world. The likes of Rihanna and Will.I.Am are what you call the cherries on top of an album that already has a sweet taste. It maybe a disappointment to those who expecting a hardcore and straight-up rap album. But the rest of us who like a more…. “approachable” version of hip hop this really hits the spot.

This album surely crowns Nicki Minaj the new reigning Queen of Hip Hop. Long live the Queen.

4/5 stars.

>Black People Need to Buy Music

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I was actually going to name this post: “Black people need to buy MORE music”. Then I said to myself hang on… actually… Black people need to buy music full stop.

This afternoon I was having a conversation with my friend about the socio-economics of Black people. He asked the rhetorical question: “Why are black people so tight with their money?” I said to him – to be honest – I’m not sure but the only thing I can be sure about is that there cant be a straightforward answer to that question. However, this is my theory. In the western world majority of Black people are not as well established as their white counterparts for numerous reasons – Slavery and Colonialism is just to mention a few. If we look at Britain as an example: Mass immigration of Black people only started during the 20th century. Caribbeans in the 40s, 50s and 60s and Africans in 80s onwards. As new immigrants we don’t have “old money” as already established inhabitants do that have been passed down generations. I.e. No houses, no assets, no cash that has been passed down – because we’re new here. Therefore, any money or assets we do have, naturally, we would strive to keep.

Enough of the ranting – is this linked to buying music? In my eyes of course it is! When I was younger, I used to be one of many black people who used to download download download till my hard drive could take no more. Then I used to wonder why music wasn’t getting any better – if anything- worse. If we as people don’t invest in the music that we like how will the music grow and get better or become more popular?! – In short – it won’t! This is why you see artists such as Dizzee Rascal, Tinie Tempah and Tinchy Stryder switching up their style and their image when going mainstream. Don’t get me wrong! There’s nothing wrong with switching up your style if it’s going to bring more money – afterall this is a Music..BUSINESS.

There’s a quote from the movie Dreamgirls that is apt for this blog post. When Effie gets demoted to a backup singer within the group, her brother explains to her that the groups needs a “lighter sound to crossover to the pop charts”. I.e. If the sound is to raw/”urban” – it won’t sell. How about we change that mentality? But we won’t if we keep downloading.

>Fum Fum Where have you beeeen????

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I know, I know, it’s been a hot minute since i’ve updated my blog! I KNOW! And yes I’ve got good excuses! So much has happened in the last few months – I graduated! Yay! With a 2.1! Yay! I’m so happy. All the work that I’ve been doing since Reception all those years ago till now has accumulated and has been building up to this point! So, i’m pleased to say that.. I MADE IT! Woohoo!

Enough of the excitement. With a crash back to reality – I realise that my high status of “Redbrick University Graduate” automatically comes with the awful sting of… UNEMPLOYMENT (booo!). Well… for the summer that is. .
Or should I really “boo!” at my new status? Afterall, like I said, it is only for the summer. I think that anyone would be quite happy to watch Jeremy Kyle and Maury all day whilst eating ice cream. But wait. I need money.. damn you Capitalism!
Well forget that. I’ve been doing some voluntary work with a Social Entrepreneur in Birmingham called Shivani Mair. She’s the Managing Director of The Careers Surgery. I’ve been doing loads of social enterprise workshops with her and young people in the Midlands. (Wolverhampton and Dudley to be precise).
I got my NCTJ textbooks on Saturday………. O….M…..G (oh my gosh). AM I DOING LAW OR JOURNALISM!? HELLO!? The text books are madddddddd. We’re learning all this stuff about Parliament, Local councils and the Monarchy! It’s like I’m training to be a Barrister and not a Journalist lol.
Keep you posted!

>ACS KINGS & QUEENS 2010

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An event called ACS Kings and Queens is taking place on Sunday 20th June. Founded by six male students in the academic year of 2008/2009, the annual event seeks to crown one male and one female King and Queen of all the university African & Caribbean Societies in the country.

There are 16 hopefuls in total – 8 Kings and 8 Queens representing eight universities. Each hopeful will have their fashion and beauty sense put to the test by five distinctive rounds: Evening wear, Fashion Designer, Public vote, Interaction and Traditional wear. Each round is a chance for each nominee to show why they should come top of the inter-University Beauty and Fashion show.

This year the founders have moved the competition up a level from the founding year.
There are several prizes up for grabs including a holiday, top fashion vouchers, cosmetics, Flight to New York, priceless fashion industry experience, spa treatments and much more. However, the ultimate prize will be the crowning of the ACS King and Queen for the academic year 2009/2010 as well as winning a cash prize for the winners’ university.

Every year the organisers align themselves with one charity that is close to the African and Caribbean community’s heart. Last year it was the African Caribbean Lukaemia Trust. This year the chosen charity is the Sickle Cell Society. The event will aim to raise awareness about the disorder and its effects within the African and Caribbean Community.

Amongst the nominated finalists the following universities are being represented: University of Bedfordshire, University College Birmingham, Brunel University, University of Hertfordshire, University of Kent, University of Kingston, University of Roehampton and London Southbank University.

The event starts at doors open at 6.30pm. The show starts at 7.30pm – prompt at Oceans Music Arena, 270 Mare Street, E8

>Monique’s Brother Apologises for Molestation

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On Monday 19th April, Mo’nique’s brother Gerald Imes appeared on Oprah Winfrey’s show to apologise for molesting her as a child. Monique revealed this shocking truth two years ago.

Upon watching this clip what struck me was how mechanical and robotic he came across. It begs the question – Is he really sorry? Or is he just looking for fame and money? – especially as Mo’nique recently won an Oscar for her performance in Precious. The film storyline, ironically, is based on the eponymous character who suffers molestation by an older male family member.

Is he sorry? Or is there a hidden agenda? Wanna hear your thoughts..

Fum

>Career Tug-o-War: Migrant Parents vs. First-Generation Born

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When i watched this it REALLY made me laugh. It reminded me so much of a slightly exaggerated relationship between my mother, me and the various schools I have attended whilst growing up. Ironically, the little girl’s name is “Funmi” too! It felt like Lenny Henry has been watching me grow up and has gathered actors to play out what he’s seen! Or has he really? No. Watching this made me realise that I am not the only First-Generation Black Briton to be at odds with my parents in terms of Education/Career.

I am 21 and I confess it wasn’t up until a month ago that I stood my ground to my mother about what career path I had chosen for myself! Since entering university, my mum has been pushing me to become a Lawyer. I was 17 when I first looked at the UCAS home page wide-eyed with a blank expression on my face wondering what course to do at university. December 2004, when I was 16, is when I first decided I might possibly become a journalist. I told my mum back then but being young at the time – she didn’t take me seriously. I had this “media thing” at the back of my mind so I decided to take English at university. I was pretty good at it in school and was flourishing at A-level so i thought why not?

If I am honest, I don’t even remember when the pressure from my parents to do Law began. I know it was sometime during the course of university. Possibly sometime between second year and third year. All I know is that the pressure seemed to creep up on me, mount up and consume me. Consume me to the point where it was Bye Bye Media and a robotic and puppet-like Hello to Law. I attended countless Law fairs and visited numerous big Law firms. The smell of money was enticing but not enticing enough to silence the call to enter the Media at the back of my head.

So i have finally told my mum. It took A LOT of courage. I even needed pep talk from a selection of friends who I knew had the oratory skills to gear me up! It wasn’t easy. In fact…. she cried… begged me to do Law.

These are my mothers reasons for doing Law:

  • “Safe option”. Safe in the sense that I have learnt a profession (almost like learning a trade). She says I can take it anywhere in the country with me because it is the same practice wherever I go. In fact, I can even set up my own practice.
  • Learn the profession then I can do anything I want afterwards (i.e. I can go into the Media once I have finished Law).
  • Good money

I had to let her know that this was wishful thinking and that the reality is more grim than she thinks.

“Setting up my own practice” is gonna cost a hell of a lot of money. Not only that but law school itself! Is a lot of money! £25,000 to be exact! If I’m going to spend that amount of money, I have to be sure that this is what I want to do – and I wasn’t – hence why I began to brake before I crashed head first into career disaster.

By the time I actually qualify as a solicitor/barrister I will be no younger than 26 but realistically 28. If the latter is the case, having a career change at that point in a females life is not good. Employers will see you as indecisive. At that age you want to begin to set up or establish your family but you can’t because you’re in the middle of completely changing industries! You’re probably going to go into MORE debt because you have to obtain an extra qualification to enter the new industry you have chosen. *sighs* The very thought of it makes me tired!

Good money?! Do not be fooled. If there is something I have learnt from all those law fairs and speaking with countless lawyers it’s this: Only the small percentage of graduates get the big training contracts in the city which lead to the “good money” my mum is talking about. Even then, the city law firms like to be politically correct and choose not to mention on their recruitment websites that you have to be smoking-hot off the press from Oxbridge. Even then, you still might not get a training contract!

Aside from all these reasons, for me a career in Law just never was on the radar. Actually, it was, when i was about 7! My “cool aunty” was a high flying lawyer shopping in Harrods and Selfridges and I wanted to be like her. But that soon wore off.

So yes, when it comes to choice of career, it is a Tug-o-War between your migrant parents and you who was born and brought up here in the UK. I had to explain to my mum that things had changed since she entered Britain. Opportunities that were once closed to them are now open to us. So therefore there is no need to dwell on the doctrine that Mahlete-Tsigé Getachew in her essay ‘Enter The Professionals’ called “The Holy Trinity of Doctor-Lawyer-Engineer”. There are other professions that are open to Black British people.

The journalist Tokunbo Ajasa-Oluwa called First-Generation Borns as a “pioneering generation” and we really are. There are so many opportunities in a western world that are available to us and wouldn’t have been if we were still in Africa or the Caribbean.

So i just want to encourage people who are suffering this same Tug-o-War with their parents like me to pause, think, then act. Research about what you REALLY want to do. But also research what your parents are suggesting – you never know, what they are suggesting might really be the career for you. Think about how you might feel doing a particular career for the next 50 or so years of your life. Would you be happy? Will it serve to produce the kind of lifestyle you want? E.g. There’s no point saying you want to be a journalist if you want to make a million by the time you’re 25.

One thing i really want to suggest is understand where your parents are coming from. They are coming from a culture where you must beat everyone in your class and please the family even if it means sacrificing their own happiness.

If you’re going through or can identify with this Tug-o-war leave a comment. Or perhaps you disagree with me? – leave a comment. I’d really like to hear your thoughts..

Fum

>B-ELECTION 2010 (The Young Black Vote): Live Television Event Aftermath

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So there we have it. History was made on Thursday 15th April 2010. A Live Debate between the heads of the three major political parties took place. I was very excited and anticipated it a great deal. I’m pleased to say that my anticipation was not disappointed. I anticipated a showdown and a showdown it was!

I just want to briefly give my thoughts on this moment in history. Not only is it momentus in history but it is also momentus in my life because I have changed my vote!

Opening Statement:

Labour: Economy and “making the right decision” was at the heart of Gordon Brown’s speech. He added a little sidenote not saying that “i know what this job entails” – showing that the other two, Cameron and Clegg, just do not have the experience to hit the ground running like he will.

Conservatives: I feel that he tried to empathise with the British Public by opening with the fact that the politians let the British public down because of the MP’s expenses saga. “Change” was the crux of his speech… sounds very familiar… Obama?

Liberal Democrats: “Difference”, “Alternative”, “Open Politics”. These are all soundbites from Nick Clegg’s open statement and those three words pretty much sum it up.

OPENING STATEMENT VERDICT: Liberal Democrats

Round 1 – IMMIGRATION:

Labour: To control and manage immigration. Points system – no unskilled worker can come in from outside of European Union. 40,000 less students expected this year because of a tightning of visa-controls, ID cards for foreign nationals.

Conservatives: Propose a limit on immigration (cap-system) of people coming outside the EU as well as a transitional system so that they do not all come once. Proposes Border Police Force.

Lib Dems: Restore exit controls. Proposes regional approach to immigration – skilled workers only allowed to work in parts of the country that require their skills.

VERDICT: Lib Dems

Round 2 – CRIME/LAW & ORDER

Labour: 80% of police time on street, parents should take responsibility for youth, the right to take injunction on police if they are not doing well, voluntary service for young people, maintain number of police staff.

Conservatives: Less paperwork and police out on the streets for a longer time, longer sentences, drug addicts to get over drug addictions.

Liberal Democrats: More police out on the streets, targeting the youth to move away from low-level behaviour.

(Question over public services – question over whether conservatives will cut funding in public services)

VERDICT: Liberal Democrats/Labour

Round 3 – MP’s Expenses/Trust in MP’s:

Labour: The Constituents Right of Recall (sack MP), Reform House of Commons – MP elected by 50% of the vote, Reform of House of Lords (non-hereditary – elected instead and accountable). Smaller House of Lords – reduce by 50%.

Conservatives: Value for money politics – cut Whitehall by a 1/3 (cut number of MP’s).

Liberal Democrats: Ability to sack MP, clean up of politics, fundamental reform of House of Lords.

VERDICT: Labour/Liberal Democrats

Round 4 – EDUCATION

Labour – teachers with better qualification, education will be part time or full time up until 18, no finance cutting in this sector – keep teachers and teaching assistants.

Conservative – more money into the school, external marking, discipline in schools, cut waste.

Liberal Democrats – “Let Teachers Tteach – Education Freedom Act (Government can’t control what happens in schools), discipline, creativity – Smaller class sizes – do this by additional resources.

VERDICT: Liberal Democrats

Round 5: Budget

Labour: do not want to take out 6 billion pounds out of the economy – jobs and businesses at risk.

Conservative: save 6 billion pounds in coming year – cutting “waste”, avoiding job tax proposed by labour

Liberal Democrats: honest and open approach, save 15 billion pounds, ending tax credits for top 20% of receipients of tax credits, ending Child Trust fund, cap of £400 on pay increases in public sector for the next 2 years, no replacement of Trident. 10% tax on profit of banks. Called Conservatives “waste” as “mythical”.

VERDICT: debatable – no clear winner

Round 6: Armed Forces Improvements

Labour: increased spending on equipment. Change of taliban tactics may be the reason why certain equipment was not suitable for parts of the warzone. Supports Trident.

Conservative: Fundamental defence review – equipment, pay etc. Supports upgrade of Trident.

Liberal: change of priorities – give proper pay, proper/better equipment – do this by cutting out spending elsewhere that isn’t being spent properly (Trident). Supports review of Defence.

VERDICT: Conservative (narrowly)

Round 7: HEALTH

Labour: Support home visits, personal patient garauntee – see specialists in 2 weeks, diagnosis in 1 week etc.

Conservative: NHS budget will increase each year, cancer drugs available to people who need them, Cancer Drugs Fund

Liberal: Priorities are wrong – more managers when departments are closing like maternity and A&E, wants to turn it on its head. Strategic health authorities stripped away and use that money for frontline NHS services. Tax relief on pension contribution. First £10,000

VERDICT: Liberal Democrats

Round 8: Looking after the elderly

Labour: support Urgent Needs Care – staying at home for free, if in old peoples home for 2 yrs + free medical care from then onwards, garaunteed that needs will be met in the long term. More measures for respite care.

Conservatives: Save £8000 by 65 garauntee elderly care will be free.

Liberal Democrats: money put aside by government for respite care to be given to carers – week off.

VERDICT: Labour

CLOSING STATEMENT

Labour: Avoiding the mistakes of 30s and 80s – unemployment up for 5 years after recession. Public funding maintained. NI tax is important to maintain police force, schools etc.

Conservative: Cut “waste” of 6 billion.

Liberal Democrats: Alternative to two old parties.

VERDICT: Inconclusive

post to be continued…